These are worth a look, they're the Pokemon sprites from Pokemon Green, and they're hilarious. Most look demented in some way or another, and I'm going to show you the worst of the worst. And the funniest of the funniest.

Let's get started with Ivysaur.

Ivysaur just looks plain bad. It's flower is way above it's body, and it's legs look like tree stumps. (No offense to Ivysaur lovers, this is just one really bad sprite)


In this take of Charmander, it's gained a rather ugly-looking Yoshi nose.


Lol, it's feet are bigger than it's head and it looks stretched.


There's no other thing to say, Charizard looks bad, full stop. How could such an awesome Pokemon get such a horribly sprite? Honestly.


In my opinion, Butterfree looks real in a bad kind of way.


Weedle's so plump it's feet don't even touch the ground.


Beedrill, complete with muscles.

Ew.


Sketchy.


Pointed Nose.


OK, here, shading's quite literally been thrown out the window.


It's head's on fire! Somebody do something!


Come on, I could draw better than that when I was four!


I'm scared! It looks like it only has one eye from a distance!


Who did this? Ugh, Vileplume is terrible!



Look closely, I'm wearing glasses.


Oh my God it's actually cute!


It's diet time.



Wow, a white panther.



Did this golduck by any chance get electrocuted? Every thing's standing on end, especially the tail.



This looks like someone's taken a fly swat and smacked it against the wall!


Tiny eyes.



Does it need any more muscles?



I like how Alakazam's head is nearly as big as it's entire body.


Machop's just bad.



Yuck.



Eiyee!!



Weepinbell's sprite is just bad.


Aren't those tentacles a little tiny?


It looks kinda brainy.


THAT'S a Golem?? It looks too friendly!


They're much too big for their magnets.


Fat Farfetch'd


Honestly, I didn't think Grimer could get any worse. This sprite has proved me wrong.


Where's the round black thing?


I do believe that looks more like a sketchily drawn human nose.


Aaah!! I can see the nightmares and I'm not even asleep!


There's the good, the bad and the ugly. Exeggutor is the ugly.


Plushy!


Good going Nintendo, go and make a Pokemon where you can only see one-quarter of it's body. This sprite is a boxing glove, not a Hitmonchan.


Did it's tongue get sun-dried?


Another plushy!


Chansey, lay off the potato chips.


Tangela is sort of square.


Help! My Horsea has inhaled a lethal amount of water!


Ugh, look at it's eyes!


Look closely, the black stripes look a little like grill marks.


You ate HOW many hot-dogs at the hot-dog eating contest?


I'm sad...


Lapras's back fins look a bit too small.


Eevee looks... a bit evil, doesn't it?


No Vaporeon would be complete without fangs and razor-blades.


Get away from me!!


Porygon has a funny nose.


The one, the only, Mustached Omanyte!


I could swear that's the same plush Snorlax that your mum buys you in Gold, Silver and Crystal.


THAT is NOT an Articuno!


If I didn't know this was a Moltress, I would have sworn that it was a Fearow dipped in kerosene and set alight.


Another bad Yoshi nose.


Excuse my language, what the hell is that? It looks drunk and it's neck looks stretched!


NOTHING beats Mew. Nothing. It's head has a weird bump, it's feet are sketchy, and it looks anorexic. Download Mew on Pokemon Green? Once in a lifetime chance? Jump in the lake, if it looks like that, I DON'T want it!



Those were all the really bad Pokemon Green Sprites. Truly terrible, aren't they? Sigh, they call themselves graphic designers...