This is the Jokes page. Some are my own and some came off the forums.
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MoonlightUmbreon (Me):
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Why do it today when you can put it off until tomorrow?
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow.

Doctor! Doctor! I feel like window shutters!
shut up!
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Munchlax:
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A man was in court for stealing a car. His lawyer won the case for him, but sure enough, he returned the next day.
"Your honer, I'd like you to throw my lawyer in prison."
"But why?" Asked the judge. "He won you the case."
"Well you see," Said the man. "I couldn't pay his fees, so he went and took the car I stole."
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SunshineEspeon:
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Q. How many junkies does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. Whoa, is it, like, dark man...?
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If you want your jokes posted here, go to our forum, located under Interactive Stuff on the Navigation Bar and register a user, then go to The Lounge and post in Something Funny. Soon enough, I'll post it here.

Make everyone laugh!